Sunday, November 2, 2008

My Epic Fail Prediction For Tuesday In Lolcat Form!


So, I thought I'd switch it up and tell what I think the story will probably be on Tuesday in a lolcat narrative form. I hope you enjoy it!

















Next up. . . Lolcat narrative about the coming Labour Camps!

4 comments:

The Filthy Logician said...

HAHAHAHHAHA

The second picture looks like a feline version of the Lord of the Rings scene where Gandalf yells "YOU. SHALL. NOT. PASS." haha good stuff

I Really Heart Tinfoil Hats! said...

That's sort of what I was going for. . . only it was at the precinct, not the mines or Moria. And instead of a Balrog and Gandalf, it was a racist election official and a black individual. So, I guess it was kind of similar. . .
Or not. . .

Steven Philippi said...

Because today African Americans cannot vote, clearly.

I think that is just an overly bitter and pessimistic view on the election system.

Whatevas... Happy Election!

Cheers !!!






Canada is north by the way if McCain is that bad and Mexico is south and even closer. :D :D :D

I Really Heart Tinfoil Hats! said...

Yeah. . . because I can so easily become a citizen of Canada. Why is it that is the stupid fuckin' thing to say every time someone criticizes the country. Do you realize how fuckin' hard it is to become a citizen somewhere else? Believe me, if it were just a matter of a plane ticket, I'd be somewhere else tomorrow. But maintaining a visa and working towards citizenship somewhere else is not necessarily easy.
And as far as Mexico is concerned, give me a fuckin' break? No, I do not want to move to somewhere more corrupt asshole, thank you for the stupid suggestion. What the fuck is with you assholes? What the fuck? I mean seriously, have you every fuckin' considered that it is not easy to become a resident in another stable country? This love it or leave it mentality is for the birds.
By the way as well, you should do your research on what happened to minority voters in other states like fuckin' Florida, Ohio, etc. Saying that people have the right to vote regardless of race and then fuckin' the voting infrastructure over in minority areas ends up the same as fuckin' Jim Crow laws. Challenging every voter in Georgia with a hispanic last name (which required them to go to fuckin' court to prove their citizenship, even if they and their parents had been born here) counts as fuckin' minority vote suppression as far as I'm concerned. You're right about one thing though, I am bitter and pessimistic. There is far too little transparency in our electoral process (reason enough to be pessimistic). And my bitterness is justified with the past track record of shit that has happened. I see that you meant the last lines as a joke. But I have heard that shit all my fuckin' life. Why is it that fuckin' assholes think it is wrong to criticize this country's actions? I only want to make this country a better place for ALL of us, not just the richest 1%. Why is the stock response "love it or leave it"? It's fuckin' hard to leave it when you're choosing between bad or worse. But I tell you what; the moment I get a hint that labor camps are coming, Mexico will be my first stop. The closer we get to fascism, the more likely that reality becomes.
All hail President McCain.