For Those That Doubt That This Country Is Full Of Epic Fail. . .

I offer the following video into evidence:


Seriously though, how do these fucking simpletons come up with this shit. I was literally speechless after the first time I saw that video. Goddamn fucking hill people need to hurry up and secede. I mean, I'm willing to concede the fucking breadbasket, Texas, the fucking states with the Appalachian mountains. Let them have those to run into the ground. They can stop minority presidents all they want in their country (not to mention get protection from witches, lower taxes, etc.).